Beware of Boobquake 2010!

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If we all die in a series of 2012-style earthquakes today we'll know who to blame: American college student Jen McCreight and the thousands of women around the world who are participating in Boobquake 2010.

On April 16th, Islamic cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told Iranian media that immodestly dressed women cause earthquakes. After reading his comment, McCreight came up with a way to "scientifically" test Sedighi's claim: Boobquake.

Today, McCreight and many others will wear the most immodest clothing they own to see if "the supernatural power of their boobs" triggers an earthquake. There actually was a 6.0 earthquake in Taiwan, but so far the majority of Earth remains intact. However, it's still early. Women's cleavage could still kill us all.

I can think of worse ways to go.

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